every time i ask my dad what we’re having for dinner he says a can of whoop ass. its been days. we’re so hungry.
WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
DUDE THATS A BABY KAIJU
OKAY BUT THE SCIENCE BEHIND THIS IS REALLY COOL YOU GUYS
This little fish here just tried to eat an ostracod, which is a type of zooplankton. The ostracod uses bioluminescence as a defense mechanism against predators, so as soon as the fish has it in its mouth it puts out a sudden bright burst of light. What you’re seeing in this gif is the fish realizing that its dinner has just lit up and spitting it out in response, leaving a trail of phosphorescent chemicals. If you look closely, you can see the ostracod escaping below the chemical trail.
Some ostracods also use bioluminescence as a mating signal, resulting in scenes like this:
Pretty cool for a bunch of tiny crustaceans, eh?
The single most toxic thing I was brought up believing is that being Adult and Responsible and Good starts with doing everything completely alone and without help
What it’s really about is learning where and when you need help, how much help you need, and knowing when to reach out and ask for the help you need to function at your ideal level
People were never meant to live alone
Also what help you can give to others without hurting yourself physically or mentally
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan